Yes, yes I know....it's been awhile.
You can blame China's communist government for that. It's extremely
difficult to communicate with the outside world. Thank you, China.
But here I am, telling you about my last week in Thailand. It was
rough. The end. That's basically all you need to know. But for
entertainment sake I guess I can go into more detail.
Twas a busy week in Phichit. Much
packing, cleaning, planning, wallowing, sulking, laughing, late
nights, corn balling took place. Squeezing in as many smoothy runs as
we can. Those things were scrumptulescent. I miss them already. Ice.
Chocolate powder. Sweetened condensed milk. Need I say more?
Would ya just look at it? Cutest bunch ever |
Other than cramming in all the
delicious Thai food we could, our last moments were mostly spent with
our kids. As if leaving them wasn't torture enough, they had to be
even more adorable than normal. Hugs and loving and pure awesomeness.
Quote of the week from Pan: “I love this day! This day I love!!”
Ditto Pan....ditto. The last day of class was a strange combination
of joy and depression. We basically just goofed off with the kids
instead of doing lessons. And by goofed off I mean we lined them up,
execution style, and threw giant water balloons at them. Best. Idea.
Ever. Sure I destroyed Praewa and made her just a bit upset but I let
her get me back so it's all good, right? But all the kids were good
sports. We played games and sang songs and enjoyed every second we
had until the inevitable. Saying goodbye. That was brutal. Just
watching those kids walk to their cars for the last time was
something I never ever want to do again. Ever. I would rather my
teeth be grinded down with rusty shrapnel than have to bid farewell
to my little Mhew Mhew. But it will be okay. The five of us made a
pact to come back to Thailand a year from now. We signed an oath with
blood. Literally. We literally stabbed our fingers and signed a
written document with blood. We mean business. If you think I am
kidding, here is our proof....
This is what happens in the last week
of Thailand. You flirt with that line between acceptable and
insanity. In our case, I think we might have crossed over a few
times. But what's life without a little dash of psychosis? After we
made the bond in blood, it was time to head off to our last
adventure....another weekend in Chiang Mai! You never know what
Chiang Mai will bring....elephants, tigers, injuries, a society of
bears, abductions....sky's the limit! By some unexplainable force, I
was able to come out of this Chiang Mai trip unscathed. That's
right...not a single injury! I don't know how I managed to pull that
one off, but it happened. Not without near death experiences,
however. Once again, it involved a scooter. Me and Kaitlen were just
cruising down the canyon, having a gay ol time. No worries, she was
driving. I learned my lesson. Anyways, we were haulin it down this
canyon and this dude with his kid on the back of his scooter decides
to be a complete bafoon and not look both ways before crossing the
street. Come on man, this is basic stuff. So what does he do? He
starts scootin across the road as me and Kaitlen are billowing
towards him. He sees us, we see him, eye contact made, panic ensues,
pants crapped and both scooters nearly collide. Dad of the Year
stopped his scooter right in front of us. Ya, because that's going to
solve our predicament. Luckily for us, our cat-like-reflexes kicked
in. Kaitlen hit the brakes (and maybe some gas at the same time) so
it made this horrendous screeching sound, because we needed even MORE
attention drawn to us. Our scooter about tipped over while still
going pretty fast, but both me and Kaitlen just leaned, stomped the
ground, kicked our scooter back up, swerved around this yahoo and
kept on going. Smooth sailing. It. Was. Unbelievable. How we got out
of that one escapes me. A little near death experience ain't done no
body no harm. The rest of Chiang Mai was pretty calm. Oh ya. Other
than the monsoon that hit us. We survived a tsunami in Phuket, but we
were almost terminated by a monsoon at a lake. First of all, this
lake was like the search for the Holy Grail. It took EONS to find
this place. After many a wrong turn we finally found it. And then got
pounded by rain. Lots and lots of rain. It was absolutely nuts. I
thought for sure it was the end of days. The waves on this lake were
bigger than our tsunami! (which, unfortunately, is not saying much)
But like all Thai rains, it passed fairly quickly. And THEN the rest
of our time was calm and relaxing. I got to check out some pretty
amazing historical sites. A 600 year old trial that led to this
sprawling temple. I was speechless. Well for a good 30 seconds or so.
You know me, couldn't keep quiet even if I tried. We really did see
some truly amazing things that day. We saw a ruin of a temple that
dates back to at least the 12th century. I literally had
goose bumps. This is when the history nerd Marci comes out. Its not
good. I have very few qualities that make me pass as some what cool.
So any time one of my not so charming qualities shine I must stifle
it immediately. So what did I do? I chased butterflies. Yup. Because
that's cool.
I couldn't have asked for a better way
to end my time in Thailand. Great people. Great Environment. Great
adventures. It was perfect. Eventually we had to go to that dreadful
place that took us away from our magical land. The airport. No body
likes airports. Especially when we had to say good bye not only to
Thailand, but to each other. Dianna and I continue our adventure onto
China, but the rest of the girls went back to America. Me and
airports just do not mix. Tip for all those traveling. Don't joke
about there being a bomb in your backpack. Just saying. It's a wonder
how I didn't get tazed on multiple occasions. But I made it safely on
the plane, where I had the honor to sit next to troll man. One of
those classy old men with the young Thai wives. As you can imagine
that was pure magic sitting next to him.
Alas.....this is it for me and my blog.
I am now continuing my adventure in China. I would like to take a
quick second to thank Kaitlen, Sheela, Angee, and Dianna for the most
wonderful time of my life. They truly are some of the best people I
have ever met in my life. I also thank all of my readers for support
and some kind reconciliation that my life is at least half way
entertaining. Even if its not...just tell me so. Or else. You don't
want to know what kind of messed of things I come up with to torture
people. I have four girls that can attest to that.
I'm gonna miss these girls |
And with that....I bid you all
farewell! Be looking for my up and coming blog that will premier
sometime in August maybe...for my next adventure! Good luck and God
speed.